Sunday, May 16, 2010

My kids follow me everywhere, even in my dreams...

Is it wrong when your kids join you on those romantic interludes in dreamland with your college sweetheart whom you have not seen in 20 years?

I swear, I can't get away from those people anywhere. If I go to the grocery, I have to take The Girl, because (being autistic) she needs to be around new, unexpected things as often as possible. If I go to the library, The Boy wants to go and pick out videos. If I go to the bathroom, The Girl breaks into the master bathroom and empties all the contact lens solution down the sink and bathes in hair conditioner. Yeah, that's not relevant, except that even when I do finally get away from them, I wish I hadn't.

I need a vacation.

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