And now, something completely different...

This morning, I actually poured my kid a soda while showering. Forget banging on the bathroom door. They just barge in and ask for catering services. She knows she's not supposed to pour from the bottles herself, and I couldn't convince her brother (by screaming across the house) that DIET soda was okay with breakfast. The third time she came in, I just opened the shower door, opened the bottle, and poured her some. *sigh* I have no dignity. It's all gone. Just gone...