Two days after school let out, I ran across my first "Take my children. Please, take my children!" post. Jeez you guys... Two days?
I've been living with my kids 24/7 for the last two years, and I don't twitch. How is it that you can't handle two days?
Theory 1: Your kids are used to being entertained and directed for six hours a day, and now they don't know what to do.
Theory 2: Your kids are conditioned by the public school "survival of the fittest" attitude, so now they fight constantly and antagonize everyone for amusement.
Theory 3: Your kids are normal, but you're just out of shape. Use it or lose it, honey.
Theory 4: All that "alone time" made you forget that your kids are still rambunctious, and they're not using it all up at recess anymore.
Theory 5: You're a wuss. Hey, it's possible... I'm just sayin...
Anyone else? Theories?
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