Halloween, in my middle ages: take two

Oy. You should probably read the end of my previous post before you even try to understand this one. No. Really, do it. You'll be glad you did...

Okay here it is. I just googled around for costumes and found that the best selection of costumes for middle-aged, slightly-overweight women are listed under "plus size costumes". AAAAAAAHHH!

Sadly, these are the regular costumes, only they cover our hips.

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/costumes/pssexy.html

I think I'm going to wear a toga. (At least I learned something useful in college.)